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X-UA-Lemur-Compatible

So Beyond DOCTYPE: Web Standards, Forward Compatibility, and IE8 was posted. And the Internet went crazy.

I think it’s time for a bit of frivolity, don’t you?

The “X-UA-Compatible” Controversy

As portrayed by toy lemurs

At a tiny company with a website:
The tiny company with a website comes into the modern age

Lemur 1: I just downloaded Internet Explorer 7! It’s the future!
Lemur 2: Awesome! Let’s check out our website!

The tiny company with a website has a mild case of future shock

Lemur 1: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Lemur 2: It’s broken! Oh no!
Lemur 1: We better call up our web designers! And yell at them!

At the tiny web company:
The tiny web company are quite lazy

Lemur 3: Dude, we got an email from that tiny company. They say their site is broken in IE7.
Lemur 4: IE7? Gross!
Lemur 5: Seriously, dude. Tell ‘em the site is fine, it’s their browser that’s broken.
Lemur 4: Yeah, totally. That’ll stick it to Microsoft!
Lemur 3: Yeah! Fight the power!

At the tiny company with a website:
The tiny company with a website decides to write a letter

Lemur 1: Oh! The web designers say that our Internet Explorer is broken!
Lemur 2: Oh no! We better write to Microsoft right away! They need to fix this!
Lemur 1: ‘Dear Microsoft…’
Lemur 2: And make sure they get it right this time!

At Microsoft:
The giant company that makes software and stuff comes to a decision

Lemur 6: That’s the 11-billionth email we’ve received about IE7 and websites!
Lemur 7: We’ve got to do something!
Lemur 8: But what can we do?
Lemurs: *thinking*
Lemurs: *thinking*
Lemurs: *thinking*
Lemur 6: <meta http-equiv=“X-UA-Compatible” content=“edge” />?
Lemur 7: Seriously?
Lemur 6: Why not?
Lemur 7: What do you guys think?
Lemurs: *shrug*
Lemur 8: Eh, let’s give it a shot.
Lemur 6: Awesome. Can I write about it to tell the Internet?
Lemur 8: Yeah, we better tell ‘em. Go ahead.
Lemur 6: Awesome! Hey, can I have a raise too?
Lemur 8: No.
Lemur 6: Aw nuts.

At A List Apart :
The web magazine breaks the news

Lemur 9: Dude, check this out.
Lemur 10: Dude!
Lemur 9: Should we post it?
Lemur 10: Dude!
Lemur 11: It’s been a few weeks since we’ve had an Internet riot. Let’s go for it.
Lemur 10: Dude!
Lemur 9: Excellent.
Lemur 10: Dude!

At computer screens across the globe:
The Internet goes haywire

Lemurs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Lemur 12: Actually, you kno—
Lemurs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Lemur 13: But—
Lemurs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

The end!

Jan 23, 07:31 PM |

Comment?

  1. laugh out loud funny ….

    By Shaun | Jan 23, 07:40 PM

  2. that’s the cute-funny-est thing i’ve seen in like… a month. even more if you don’t count LOLcats.

    By katy lavallee | Jan 23, 11:31 PM

  3. That hits the nail right on the head, as we say in Dutch.

    By Rob Hofker | Jan 24, 07:31 AM

  4. The blue hat detail is the cherry on the cake! :D

    Very funny

    By John Oxton | Jan 24, 08:43 AM

  5. Brilliant Kate.

    You need to do more of these!

    MOAR LEMURZ!

    By Tim Huegdon | Jan 24, 08:47 AM

  6. You. Are. A. Genius!

    By FatBusinessman | Jan 24, 08:55 AM

  7. Who could wish for more? Cutting satire with Lemurs.. Thank you.

    By George | Jan 24, 09:03 AM

  8. Not laughed that hard for a long time, cheers Kate :-D

    By Stuart Maynard-Keene | Jan 24, 09:04 AM

  9. Genius.
    Totally sums it all up.

    By John A-P | Jan 24, 09:12 AM

  10. Fantastic. Sums it all up nicely.

    By Cyril Doussin | Jan 24, 09:14 AM

  11. Gust got this link of off Christian Heilmann on Twitter, an excelent “account”, made my day :)

    By Michael James | Jan 24, 09:21 AM

  12. Snort!

    Marvelous. Lemurs = Win.

    By Matt Machell | Jan 24, 09:26 AM

  13. I love it! Thanks for making my day! :-)

    By Steve Fleischer | Jan 24, 09:40 AM

  14. Kudos on the blue hat. Cracked me up!

    By Andrew | Jan 24, 11:28 AM

  15. Fanbloodytastic! :D

    By Olly | Jan 24, 11:37 AM

  16. That’s brought a smile to my face : ) Pure genius!

    By Sam Hardacre | Jan 24, 11:40 AM

  17. huh, really funny blog… i like it!

    By Funny Pictures | Jan 24, 12:37 PM

  18. So fab! Love the ALA photo

    By Iolande | Jan 24, 01:10 PM

  19. Truly, truly brilliant.

    If lemurs explained things more often, maybe the world would understand more.

    By Phil | Jan 24, 01:26 PM

  20. Awesome. Just what this whole “controversy” needs…more monkey.

    By Olivia | Jan 24, 02:08 PM

  21. That made my day. :) Great post!

    By Kyle Meyer | Jan 24, 02:09 PM

  22. Easily the most brilliant post on the subject yet.

    By Edward O'Connor | Jan 24, 02:58 PM

  23. Got to love the Zeldman Lemur sporting the blue beanie!

    By John Krutsch | Jan 24, 03:00 PM

  24. That’s ludicrously funny. Yeah, the Zeldman beanie was the highlight.

    By Justin Reese | Jan 24, 04:24 PM

  25. You win. Everything. Not just all of the Internets: everything ever.

    By Eric Meyer | Jan 24, 05:01 PM

  26. OMG ROFL! I’m so glad this is the first site I went to this morning.

    By Andrea | Jan 24, 05:23 PM

  27. Wow, the blue hat is just too much. I can’t help but laugh every time I scroll back up and look at it. The internet riot is also a goodly amount of funny, just a little below the blue hat lemur.

    If I wore a hat I’d take it off to you, as is you’ll have to settle for a thanks for the good laugh.

    By Ben | Jan 24, 05:27 PM

  28. Very funny – you missed a trick – I thought ALA stood for “A Lemur Apart”? ;-)

    By Caz Mockett | Jan 24, 05:55 PM

  29. Nice :)

    By Dean Hachamovitch | Jan 24, 10:00 PM

  30. Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant. And look, you even got Dean Hachamovitch to agree. I’m impressed!

    I think you might have hit on a good diplomacy tactic for future advocacy with Microsoft.

    Bring in the blue beanied lemurs!

    By Molly E. Holzschlag | Jan 24, 11:33 PM

  31. This is perfect! Well done Kate – this is the best summary of everything to do with this…(and a good use of all those lemurs too!) ;)

    By Matt Robin | Jan 25, 12:05 AM

  32. LOOOOL
    I’m still laughing :D
    Well done.

    By Bob | Jan 25, 12:26 AM

  33. That is the best explaination of the issue I’ve heard so far. And the Zeldman hat is just too cute. Thanks!

    By lee | Jan 25, 12:40 AM

  34. ha ha brilliant… very original light spin on a hot topic. Great.

    The poor little web company that couldn’t… :)

    By Steven Clark | Jan 25, 01:34 AM

  35. The real question here is: Why do you have so many stuffed Lemurs??

    By Corey Dutson | Jan 25, 02:45 AM

  36. ROTFLMAO. That is awesome and definitely hits the nail on the head!

    By Ryan | Jan 25, 04:49 AM

  37. Kate, excellent, I’m still laughing. Thanks a lot for this post and please do more such “frivolities” :o)

    By MikoĊ‚aj | Jan 25, 08:07 AM

  38. LOL, hilarious! I love the blue hat detail too!

    By Heinrich | Jan 25, 12:11 PM

  39. Superb :) and much needed after reading all the rest

    By Suzy | Jan 25, 02:10 PM

  40. LOL…that’s a pretty good summation. Oh yeah, loved the hat.

    By Ruth | Jan 25, 06:19 PM

  41. wow – awesome – if only all internet conflicts could be summed up this way

    By Grant | Jan 25, 09:30 PM

  42. Awh! I like the cute little blue hat.

    By effika | Jan 25, 11:08 PM

  43. thats awesome!

    By brwalias | Jan 26, 12:50 AM

  44. Love it :o)

    By Gary | Jan 26, 07:31 AM

  45. Hilarious! I wonder about you having that many stuffed lemurs, though. Please say you purchased them all just for this. ;-)

    By Bridget Stewart | Jan 26, 01:48 PM

  46. Awesome, really awesome!

    By Pieter | Jan 26, 11:31 PM

  47. As lemur #9 (or maybe #10), may I say:

    Dude!

    By Erin Kissane | Jan 27, 03:32 AM

  48. LOL! Love the blue beanie lemur :)

    By Neil Ford | Jan 28, 12:20 AM

  49. Cute. Best use of taxidermy on the web.

    By Jason King | Jan 28, 08:54 AM

  50. O.M.F.G. I should have NEVER read this while sitting quietly at the edge of the room working (after finishing a presentation — another speaker’s on the stage now)… I JUST about lost it really loudly. Too good—great work!

    By Stephanie Sullivan | Jan 30, 05:09 PM

  51. Meanwhile, a real-life lemur reacts: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1799458/

    By Olly | Jan 31, 07:41 AM

  52. Where did you get all those toy lemurs?

    By timoni | Jan 31, 08:09 AM

  53. I knew the lemurs were up to no good…

    By Joe Lewis | Feb 1, 03:57 AM

  54. Awesomeness. Really.

    By WTL | Feb 2, 03:14 AM

  55. Brilliant!

    “That’ll stick it to Microsoft!”

    By Excalo | Feb 8, 02:22 AM

  56. Lemurlemurlemurlemur
    lemurlemurlemurlemur
    lemurlemurlemurlemur
    website! website!

    By Alex Vincent | Feb 9, 04:17 PM

  57. Just one word…. Dude!

    :)

    - Neil.

    By Neil C Ford | Feb 27, 06:09 PM

  58. This is SO hilarious! Thanks so much for doing this. “All of the Internets”! LOL

    By Vince Lim | Mar 4, 08:51 PM

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